Janet EldRED

Fruitful union

I want the kind of wife
who is picky about bananas
and finds a perfectly good one
unacceptable
and so sets it aside
and then is reckless enough
to try another one,
also unimpeachable, though
also unacceptable,
and rather than discarding them,
seals them for consumption
by her less discriminating
spouse.

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